When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
The act of 69-ing with a pocket pussy on all testicles but you must have done these steps before engaging otherwise it be kinda gay doe:
1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole
1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole
Jared: Aye yo bruh we finna Super Succ Surprise 69420? Im wearin black socks
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet
by TheEventsOfNeptune February 10, 2020
Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
by Dirk Dasterdly August 14, 2021
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 22, 2017
When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025