Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone

I was spitting savage to that hoe.

by June9 December 2, 2014

spitraging

someone who spits all over the place when they are raging mad.

Dude! Calm down, you're spitraging all over the inside of my car windows.

by m_shiningelk March 13, 2015

Spitwindle

Variation of "spitroasted." To have a dick penetrate you at both ends.

"Her kid doesn't have a chance. He'll be in some truck stop somewhere bein' spitwindled."

by Bukowski June 6, 2015

Spiteflixing

Watching a show on netflix that you previously promised to watch with someone by yourself or with someone else because you're upset with said person

We had a bad break-up, so I spent the night spiteflixing Orange is the New Black.

by Xelu June 23, 2015

Spits

1. To rap or freestyle
2. To call dibs on a seat you claim "spits" by saying that you declare that no one can take your seat

1. Damn daquan spits some fire
2. Hey you can't sit there I called spits

by Liveaf August 8, 2015

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016