Definitions by Xelu

Spiteflixing 

Watching a show on netflix that you previously promised to watch with someone by yourself or with someone else because you're upset with said person

We had a bad break-up, so I spent the night spiteflixing Orange is the New Black.

Spiteflixing by Xelu June 23, 2015

Seagull 

A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)

"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."

"No thank you"

"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"

"Not interested"

"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"

girl checks phone

"Oh, who's that? Your man"

"Quit being a seagull"

Seagull by Xelu February 14, 2015