A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.
by Cheek the Greek April 26, 2023

by Nona1234 September 11, 2020

by RamsJay April 13, 2023

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"
Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."
Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."
Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
by Sele November 7, 2013
