The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
by MURDAMANNNN January 27, 2025
by Nona1234 September 12, 2020
by ToastMafia1990 June 22, 2019
by ToastMafia1990 June 22, 2019
A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
by coolkidksater January 02, 2025
When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023