Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

sendor

a financial asset going up in value at a rapid pace.

this buttcrack69coin is a sendor

by zpps July 22, 2025

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Seasoned Coochie

Coochie that has been unwashed.

My man said he wanted some and I told him “No, I’m not giving you any seasoned coochie.”

by JuicyBlu August 4, 2025

Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.

Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.

by Bertrigga November 26, 2025

frosh season

It's a season where experienced 4th year undergrads and masters and Ph.Ds start showing froshes how to survive in university through their many years of experience.

Frosh SEason: Ph.D student: Wanna head to my place and study up on molecular biology?
Mary Kate Olsen: SURE

by budger August 27, 2006

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007