Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

chief&skeet

The action of simoultaneously reaching orgasm while taking a more than commonly large hit of pot, with the intention to take advantage of the momentary numbness & lung power to avoid the rough of it.

Commonly used to pratice and surpass threshold of pain for skilled smokers.

1. Man, I chief&skeeted so hard, barely felt a thing other than cumming.

by Celo green January 4, 2017

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

Submerged Skeet

A derogatory term against Dutch people, skeet (sperm) referring to their abundance of prostitutes, and submerged because a large portion of the country is completely below sea level and at Poseidon's mercy.

I had a dutch customer in my restaurant last week, guy ate here with his whole family for 200$ and didn't tip, those Submerged Skeet's are all the same

by gayshitposter February 5, 2018

pop skeet

The Sound your shoes make after you swerve that fat ass that is annoying you

"I just got Pop Skeet stuck in my head after the basketball game."

by Milk Pelitt May 14, 2018