MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.

"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"

by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

Aung Phone Pyae

A burmese guy , who usually has a six pack but its not tall (well define built body)

Person 1: Wow your abs are rock hard
Aung Phone Pyae: Yeah i do situps everyday

by Alanverto November 23, 2023

phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021