Hand Jig

Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .

" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

All-Hands

The worst type of Blowjob out there. Typically given by frigid girls that are grossed out by dick, i.e. closet lesbians"

"Eugene, how was that blowjob from Karen?"
"Shit mate, it was All-Hands"

by DaddyThor May 21, 2020

hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.

The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.

by Wojo12 March 13, 2010

Chas Hands

When you try to Nate but you miss and you try to catch your flying load.

I was trying out Nateing last night but I nutted unexpectedly and got Chas Hands

by Caprico March 1, 2017

hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!

by MINDSEY February 24, 2010

Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!

Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.

by Meow173 March 2, 2014