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Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
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New moon

the new moon . North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes... that when heaven will arrive puchui needed this information to reach heaven but he didn't really need the new moon he needed the gravity of it he used his new stand c moon to change the gravity of a frame he stuck himself in to reach the spot he needed to reach and that when heaven arrived a new stand was formed made in heaven
North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...

Go there and wait for the New Moon...

That's when Heaven will come.
by my mom grounded October 22, 2020
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moon broom

A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.
Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?
by Reeguz August 13, 2016
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The Moon Effect

The Moon Effect is when your luck in video games is good or average at the start, but the more time you invest into the game and the more progress you make, the worse your luck becomes.
"Man, it started off so well, but The Moon Effect is kicking me in the nuts!"
by MoonDesire December 1, 2024
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Moon-bat

A bat from the moon
I saw a moon-bat earlier today
by Rubbertoechicken June 7, 2019
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Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.
"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"
by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023
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