A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their
husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to
play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies
minge!
Grandchild: are you
lonely when you go to
bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to
bed these days, he's better than grandad!