Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing partner a person can ever have. He's loyal, determined, driven, and incredibly intelligent. His dark side makes him all the more irresistible to be around, and before you know it you'll think of a future with him and fall madly in love. Kevin is a personification of every book boyfriend people lust over and wish to have, with charm to match it. They are prone to have insecurities and trust issues, so above all else, make sure to let a Kevin know that you love and care for them, and that you wouldn't betray them.

I am very grateful to have Kevin in my life.

by LazywolfBex November 20, 2021

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Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.

Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.

by Tom Ato December 2, 2022

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Kevin Neely

If you are a friend of Kevin consider yourself blessed. Kevin is a very loving person and one of the smartest people you can ever know and extremely handsome. His loyalty is without question and as long as you don’t do him wrong, he will forever have your back!

Kevin Neely is a wonderful man!

by Threepointo November 23, 2021

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Kevin Rinald

An English Teacher who loves his students and gives us vocab quizzes every weekend. He is a big fan of David Denby and John Green. If you ever get a English teacher like this you will be very lucky. He also owns a durag (green silk). He puts that ____ on everyday of the week. His favorite day is Thrusday and he is the next Michael Phelps.

"Who is your English teacher this semester"
"I have Kevin Rinald also referred to as HIM."

by David Denby January 31, 2023

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