by Mrtunatip July 31, 2025
Get the Kevin hillmug. by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021
Get the Kevin Groininmug. Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin has a massive cock
by Candian man 123 March 26, 2022
Get the kevinmug. I feel like Kevin is a straight man from Ohio that works as a dentist during the day and a prostitute at night. He values long walks on the beach and has a weird foot fetish. Kevin like to look cool and impress the ladies with his magic tricks.
by Hazardous_Hound October 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
Get the Kevin-Baconingmug. 