jonny warren

a turtle...a snapping one that likes to take it p the butt from babboons also known as wheres wawwen?

that guys goin off! look at him snappin like a jonny warren!!

by buttfacemctittyfuck January 19, 2011

Jonny

A total dickhead who likes to think he's hung, overuses the word "nigga" and thinks he's fly. Overall, he's alright. If casually racist.

"Yo, don't bother with him, he's a total Jonny"

by Massive Twat September 4, 2016

jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

jahnny

A sweetheart with pitch black eyes and a high pitched voice

Y/n: woah have you seen how cute jahnny is?
Person: yes I have!

by Geyboy November 5, 2017

Jonny Spincer

A person who has a hairline the size of China and ears the size of Russia

1: he's so ugly
2: yeah he is such a Jonny Spincer

by Aidslord.1 June 5, 2019

Jonny mophead

A low life who ain't doin shit but wasting your time

Girl I know you ain't talking to jonny mophead again

by TRhudy January 11, 2020

Stop N' Shop Johnnie

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.

Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.

by herpegonasifilus420 December 5, 2009