A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.
by notzz001 November 18, 2022
Get the resistance bandsmug. Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.
Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.
by JIF713 July 1, 2022
Get the Marching Bandmug. by justsomestudent February 3, 2021
Get the Rubber-bandingmug. A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Bandmug. Opposition is rap duo from Scranton PA. They have roots in nu metal and old school hip hop. There biggest nu metal influence is korn. There biggest rap influences are fetty wap and eazy e. Opposition is also a set in nepa. There known for their unique sound and style.
by Nepa boy 2019 July 10, 2019
Get the Opposition(band)mug. The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.
Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?
Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.
Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.
by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024
Get the Marching Band Show Reveal Daymug. A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dancemug.