rape vape

When you take a hit from your vape and shove the vape in a girls pussy while you blow some O’s

Ex. My girlfriend was amazed by my O’s while I rape vaped her.

by Vapenation lol January 10, 2018

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

Food Rape

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.

Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017

snowhole rape

Snowhole rape is the action of putting snow inside a girls vagina and putting your dick inside them

I want to snowhole rape you

by Dick meaning March 10, 2017

Word Rape

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017

Voodoo Rape

The rarely acceptable act of masturbating to a photo of someone you know on Facebook.

Jeff: Does your girlfriend have a Facebook?

Rick: Not if you're going to voodoo rape her.

by Dr. Duckhead August 17, 2012

maple rape

Being screwed over by a Canadian

Maple rape came about while gaming with friends and someone said that they loved canadian syrup.

Being a fellow Canadian kicking another players butt they said i was maple raping them.

I was maple raped when I tried to enter Canada because they suspected me of smuggling drugs.

by I_Died_Tryin September 7, 2013