holy fuck

im coming,lois, aaahh! AAAHHH!
holy fuck stewie im shitting!
by Alek minassian December 04, 2023
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Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.
Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.
by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021
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Holy fuck

A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.
Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”
by The Elder Council August 06, 2024
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holy fuck

holy fuck im cumin
by shitstain56 February 27, 2023
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Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.
*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck
by JessusAngel December 16, 2019
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The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 22, 2023
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holy crab

An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".
by Ritacca February 14, 2023
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