Fake The Snake 

when you think he's going for 4nal, then goes for the Pu$$y, then Vice Versa.

he fake the snake on me!
oh really?
he went for the pussy

Fake The Snake by ToxicSilence359 December 15, 2017

Philly Fake out 

Doing a guy/girl in from behind.. you spit on her back when shes the person turns around you blow it in thier face.

Damn... last night I gave your old lady a Philly fake out.

Philly Fake out by robbie September 30, 2003

Facestalker 

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.

'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'

Facestalker by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009

fake 

A gangsta who commits felonies but gets caught to many times and ends up having to find a new profession after realizing how much he sucked at the thug life.

Fake: Hey kid, the thug life is not the way to go you will end up dead or in jail.

Real: Fuck you nigga just because you got caught for everything you did don't mean I'm I will.

Fake: I got caught and convicted check my record bro, I'm the hardest mutha fucka you'll ever meet.

Real: Only a fake gangsta like you would get caught since You brag about all the crimes you commit on urban dictionary.

Fake: CHECK MY RECORD!! IT PROVES HOW BAD I AM!

Real: You should be on The Worlds Dumbest Criminals.

Fake: What's The Worlds Dumbest Criminals?

Real: You're the worlds dumbest criminal. You got caught stealing a toof brush and violated your parole remember?

Fake: Going to prison makes you a real gangsta.

Real: I bet you cried like a little bitch when you were there STFU.

fake by hardcorewanksta January 9, 2010

Not Fake Girlfriend 

A relationship that is not acknowledged as a "Girlfriend", but holds true to all requirements of the girlfriend tag.

Lisa is not Rob's Not Fake Girlfriend, because she's his girlfriend. That's just the way it is.

Not Fake Girlfriend by Not Not Rob's Neighbor February 22, 2011

San Francisco fake-o 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.

Dude, I gave July a San Francisco fake-o last night, we had a laugh about it.

San Francisco fake-o by douglassss December 16, 2007

fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.

Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.

fake friend by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007