Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.

Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?

by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020

Jaycek's Dad

Is not real

Jaycek's dad is not real

by FURIY October 11, 2022

where dad went

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now

where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk

by urboredinschool May 24, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Man I woke up hungover with the DADS.

by LoganBaker April 23, 2022

Dad

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 12, 2022

dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.

"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"

by PerkN December 26, 2021

Fuck Dad

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.

This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.

by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021