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Criss Off

Cutting someone’s head off. Behead a corpse with a shovel for educational reasons.
In a morgue in an unknown place in Asturias.

Dad, I need a head for my physiotherapy classes. Would you mind to criss off this one with the weird beard?
by gmsp4 March 12, 2019
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Crassed

Typically meaning drunk or high to the point of not being able to carry out, any productive thoughts whatsoever.
“Dude I’m fucken crassed.”

Holy shit dude bills fucken crassed dude.”
by Dr, battersbee June 28, 2019
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Cress

A person who do not shave their Genitals
I'm one of those people who don't wash their genitals and if I try to simplify those words I'm just saying I'm still alive and still Cress
by TheGrammarFixer September 15, 2020
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Chossology

The scientific study of the behavioural patterns of choss
Boy 1: Bro Austin got another formal date!
Boy 2: Bro, he’s the master of chossology
by thehermit August 9, 2021
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Crassophobia

dislike of or intolerance towards overweight people

This word is a replacement to the grammatically incorrect term ‘fatphobia’ as it combines an english prefix with a latin suffix.

Instead, now a new term, crassophobia.
Coming from the word crassus, meaning fat, and -phobia, meaning extreme or irrational fear or dislike of a specified thing or group.
Society’s beauty standards are routed in crassophobia
by Eddie McGrath August 14, 2021
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Criss Moment

Send an unfunny meme to the chat and expect people to laugh
E.g "haha what a criss moment, that meme was so unfunny"- *Criss Dies inside *
by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021
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Criss Moment

Say something or send something unfunny to a group chat, and no one laughs
E.g "look at this meme, *no one laughs* What a criss Moment

*Criss dies inside*
by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021
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