cold syrup

"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.

Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.

by Epochie February 14, 2018

cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018

Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).

Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."

by tabintoeth May 26, 2018

cold spine

It does not mean your depressed it just means you are staying to yourself and not giving in to anyone. You don't really care anymore but you actually do care. It's basically a dysfunctional bipolar confused feeling. Sometimes people use a code 9/10 to acknowledge that they are experiencing a cold spine.

She has a cold spine and is cutting off all the snakes around her.

by Any no outs May 27, 2018

Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018

Cold cock

A cold cock when she’s giving you a blowjob with ice chips in her mouth

Dude this chick gave me a blowjob last night with ice chips in her mouth yeah she called it a cold cock and it made my eyes roll back in my head

by Big poppy June 4, 2018

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018