When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.
by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012
Get the Shrinkage Bonermug. by Kjman February 16, 2015
Get the Boner Kingmug. Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .
I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.
by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019
Get the Rage bonermug. by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014
Get the boner toastmug. The extreme awe you experience after seeing Pete Townshend of The Who do his signature Powerslide. This is normally accompanied by a raging boner.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Pete Townshend do that amazing powerslide?
Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.
by Xxxyzyz2 April 26, 2011
Get the Townshend Bonermug. A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.
Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012
Get the Darling Bonermug. Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
Get the joy bonermug.