The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.
All those nerds at Comicon are sporting proximity boners dressed like theyre "to infinity and beyond" instead of getting a job.
by Studly Chucksteak Hungwell November 18, 2015
Get the Proximity Boner mug.When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.
by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012
Get the Shrinkage Boner mug.Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .
I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.
by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019
Get the Rage boner mug.Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.
The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.
The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.
by IMightBeBatman June 4, 2013
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Get the boner toast mug.When you have such a huge boner, that your cock moves to the side of your underwear,into a leg hole, and sticks to the side in your inner thighs.
*The movies*
Guy: -sees Megan Fox on screen and gets a thigh boner-
Girl: -Puts hand on guys leg-
Guy-sweats-
Girl:Is that a cucumber in your pants?
Guy:No *trollface*
Guy: -sees Megan Fox on screen and gets a thigh boner-
Girl: -Puts hand on guys leg-
Guy-sweats-
Girl:Is that a cucumber in your pants?
Guy:No *trollface*
by Dalemans August 6, 2011
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