Boner Break

When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.

"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"

by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.

mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens

by imagrape March 29, 2012

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible

I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner

by yaboytofu November 11, 2015

tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

by Rip van Heusen April 13, 2016

Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

reg boner

Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.

The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.

OMG there goes Mikey with another reg boner....

by IMightBeBatman June 4, 2013