boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 22, 2015
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Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover March 30, 2012
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geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.
geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 05, 2009
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Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.
Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.
by Jimmyxxxj9 August 29, 2021
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Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".
Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 02, 2010
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Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing
by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 12, 2009
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Adrenal Boner

When a male human gets an erection without anything sexual-related
"Man, dude i have such an adrenal boner after that rollercoaster ride"
by funkymohawk July 11, 2008
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