virgin attack

A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.

Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.

by jeremytatum April 26, 2019

Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.

He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".

by cream_corn July 23, 2019

Sneak Attack

When your Asian friends eat all of the Kung Pow chicken at a Super Bowl party.

Watch out! Sneak attack time. Hung and Jitsu are here. Hide your food.

by AnalMelania September 19, 2019

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

suicide attack

Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.

Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!

by rakiminki November 14, 2019

snap attack

when the crotch snaps on your bodysuit come undone, out of nowhere

I was dropping it low on the dance floor, when all of a sudden, I was hit with a snap attack

by bbodysuits October 22, 2019