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Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023
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subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.
Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!
by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021
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Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017
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Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.
Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024
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Asian James

A very beautiful Filipino male named James
Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"

Chris: "James my BELOVED!"

Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023
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the asian twitch

you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.

caused by amphetamines.
dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.
by Cody5050 January 11, 2021
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asian jim

This is Asian Jim, otherwise known as Jim Halpert.
by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018
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