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Turtling Out

When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008
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Turtle Belly

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle
Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"
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Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.
If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.
by i8toast April 11, 2013
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Turtle

noun A name given to sex partner with a hunchback
"I fucked this Turtle the other night."
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
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Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013
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Bacon Turtle

A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.

A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.

The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...

Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!
by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014
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Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.
My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.
by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014
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