side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014

The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

Side friends

People you hang out with on a daily basis who aren't really your friends.

All my side friends want a piece of my new pay check ha!

by Allie2002 April 9, 2020

South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick

My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder

by The_Gutter March 8, 2019