quick as a jew dropping money

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.

i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor

by pop November 21, 2004

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m worried

I’m confused and I don’t know what to do. I think that the world is beginning to overtake me, too.

But my friend said “You know the truth. They don’t…” and said that they have more to lose than I do. Is this true…?

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m worried.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023

Sextuple Grand Vizier Jew

This insult is only reserved for the most illustrious of the quadruple grand wizard jew . It is said in ancient texts that only one of these may exist at any given time in the universe. This is a level of jewery so inconceivable that it cannot be surpassed by mortals. If one is bestowed the title of Sextuple Grand Vizier Jew they have reached the zenith of Judaism. There has only ever been 1 in all existence.

If one is labeled as a Sextuple Grand Vizier Jew he has the power to shut down the world banking system at the drop of a dime.

by OOK DUKEM August 2, 2018

Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle

When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.

"Hey, you want to join me online for a Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle?"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

Serbian Jew Double Cross

The Serbian Jew Double Cross is when you have a friend who happens to be a Serbian jew, from the mid 1930's, who just escaped from Auschwitz summer camp, then he comes back and poops on your car. The double cross occurs when your friend poops on your car.

Friend 1: "So Jose pulled a Serbian Jew Double Cross last night, that Jew"

Friend 2: "God Damn Jews."

by r897 June 18, 2011

why Hitler killed the jews

Because they are their oreos without milk.

eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?

by Lalalstan November 15, 2016

hide the nazi in the jew cave

Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide

"Baby, can I play hide the Nazi in the Jew cave?"

by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008