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jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.
by banneee December 14, 2021
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Jacob

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.
Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.
by No name needed who needs one October 12, 2020
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jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM
by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021
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Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024
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