ass●ist

1. A male or female who idolizes, worships, or covets the ass. Fondling, caressing, and holding are all forms of worship practiced by an ass●ist.
2. A male or female who practices ass●ism.

There is no ass that does not interest a true ass●ist.
Not to be confused with the ass man: Where the ass man sees the ass as a plaything, the true ass●ist considers the ass with reverence.

by Galaxy_Flower September 13, 2023

ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro May 7, 2018

Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot

Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)

by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018

Bad ass dog

Dog equivalent to bad ass kid. But, instead of an out of control kid, it’s an out of control dog.

Yo, my fuckin bad ass dog done tore up my GOT DAMN brand new Air Jordans again smh.

by John Gettin Doe April 14, 2021

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023