Toss My Dough

Licking a prolapsed anus.

"After you pull out, will you toss my dough?"

by TmDcM September 23, 2022

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

one's encounter with a celebrity

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

boy a) wow

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013

My Hair

The longest thing from my head

Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025