Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Snuggie with my nuggie

The act of cuddling with your significant other who is of African-American descent.

I can't wait to snuggie with my nuggie tonight! He has such a big penis!

by thatbitchvikki July 22, 2011

Not my body

Synonomous with “out of character” or “unnatural”. When one doesn’t do something because it contradicts their known tendencies and behaviors.

Jake: Hey! Why don’t you holler at Amanda? She’s smoking!
Paul: I would, but shooting at someone with a man is not my body.

by nbayoungboyslatt4l November 25, 2025

my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf

Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.

by JC Murray April 22, 2016

My 🌎

He is saying that everything he's ever done revolved around you, there is no comparison

I'm in love with you because you are my 🌎 every little thing I do I do for you muah xo xo

by The Wife#1 June 10, 2019

My Thing

Something you like but not enough to give up anything you really like . It's just a thing no stings attached and definitely no love. Its not the one and you know it but it passes time and entertains you!

P1: what you going to do this weekend?
P2: I was going to do my thing till they canceled.
P1: very sorry man maybe the next one will work.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

irking my gerbils

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling

Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!

by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025