Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Liqour dick

When you put a condom on full of liqour with a hole in it and she/he slobs on your knob

Aw dude this chick came over last night and she gave me liqour dick

by Hertapussy driver April 15, 2023

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Fruit roll dick

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums

Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

Dick

Dick

I have a big dick

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants April 17, 2023

Dick sucker boots

Knee pads.

Brad's a plumber he wears dick sucker boots so his knees don't hurt

by Popcorn luck April 17, 2023