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Bag of Dicks

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."
by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016
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Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen
"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin
by The Real Slim Chad May 17, 2018
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Dick Lesbian

For the sexually, open and advanced female. This term would describe a women who is not bi. or bi curious or anything related to a one on one relationship with a female. But A woman who is turned on by how well a male pleases another woman.

For Couples, the partner is simply turned on by watching her man as he fucks another woman. She may or may not join.

For Single ladies, same scenario, although, the single female is initially interested in the male but as a Couple they are more attractive and would be open to joining them: but has no intention on just participating with the female solo. not even to let the male watch. The couples interaction together is as much of a turn on.
WIFE/GF - Dam babe you see that sexy female, I bet you would tare her up. I would love to see you work her over first, then maybe together. I'm a Dick lesbian tonight.

Single Female - I wouldnt mind Ietting craig cum on my face, and his wife looks like she can take his dick like a champ, she is really in love with him, i bet they look good fucking. I would love to help him make her scream. I'm not bi but I wonder if being dick lesbian is cool with them.
by Gena Lee May 28, 2018
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dick fluids

ew you just got all your dick fluids on me!
by aryguy April 11, 2009
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Dick Dumb

When a female puts everything last for penis! They don’t care what’s at stake the dick comes first.
She give this dude every thing she dick dumb
by Anonnnnamysot May 8, 2022
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tricky dicking

when a person commits election crimes during a campaign like President Richard Nixon.
There was some tricky dicking going on in states that let people vote without photo identification.
by Coop Dupe February 2, 2017
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Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.
Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
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