Grimace Day

April 2nd is Grimace Day.
Grimace goes to houses around the world and delivers plums like the Easter Bunny!
You must leave him 3 rusty wrenches, 2 silver spoons, and 1 Samoan baby in a bucket under your kitchen sink for him to deliver your plummy gift!

However, if you’ve been a bad little grimmy, you’ll receive SALTY plums in your stocking..

“I can’t wait for Grimace Day!”
“What are you getting for Grimace Day? I’m hoping for some plums!”

by sugarplumfaiiry December 28, 2023

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Bad bag day

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.

God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day

by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007

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National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

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National Send Nudes Day

September 1st is National Send Nudes Day! Send nudes to your special someone, a friend, or just a random stranger on Snapchat! Just don’t go crazy... and don’t show your face!!

Hey bro it’s National Send Nudes Day so lemme see that dick

by ChrissssTheCraze August 31, 2019

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Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!

Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!

by Mahrufur February 28, 2024

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