A football team from the city of Leeds, England, which is
like a poor version of Manchester City. They actually have spent more years in the 2nd tier of English
football than have won titles, spent 2 seasons in the 3rd tier and have been out of the Premiership for 9 years, as of 2013. Their only
hope is to draw the attention of some russian/arab sugar
daddy (hence "City'
s poor cousin"), since they have established themselves as a
mid-table team in 2nd division.
On top of that, their fans are some of the most delusional
people on
Earth. They are really convinced that Leeds United is one of the biggest football teams in Europe, despite the fact that the team only have 3 League titles and 1 FA Cup as decent titles (don't make me count the several Division 2 titles). Some of them actually call Leeds United an "European Powerhouse", which is just laughable, since their biggest achievement in an European competition is an UCL Final, and they got thrashed by Bayern Munich. Also, 90% of them are the typical hooligans that give football fans a bad name.
"Hang in there, Leeds United, we're coming for you!", says Mohammed Abdullah, the newest petroleum boss in the Emirates!
Bloke
1: "Hey la, are Leeds United back in the Premier League yet?"
Bloke 2: "Hah, good joke, mate. They're 14th in the 2nd Division right now."
Bloke 1: "Hey delusional. Just beat you guys 3 nil at Bellend Road in the FA Cup".
Bloke 2: "Aye go
fack a
monkey will ya? Are ya looking for a brawl?"
Bloke 1: "Stop talking
like a french, delusional."
