Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

porn chin

When you have the chin of a porn star. Or your chin looks like a porno actor.

Man, you have a porn chin.

by pornschen January 18, 2019

porn tornado

When you keep clicking porn, video after video, and it gets more and more weird until you dont know how you got there.

"Man, I was watching porn last night and I couldnt stop, I got caught up in a Porn Tornado."

by Ploofmeister April 1, 2019

goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn

by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018

Soul Porn

Content that's so wholesome and cozy that your soul enters a state of pure bliss

Kevin: Bro that comic was so wholesome

Neville: It was soul porn to me
Kevin: Weird way of putting it but it makes sense

by Big_Lion January 17, 2022

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013