John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022

John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed

Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!

by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019

John-Chan

An abomination of science. Should have never existed, has no rights.

John-Chan creeps me out...

by owofek October 13, 2020

John gateley

John is an Asian bitch with W Rizz, he can often be seen eating digas will he masturbates his 39 inch dick

Help John Gateley is eating my dog

by Gisselle Cordero November 25, 2022

John D'Amico

The man amoungst boy

John is a john D'amico

by Fluby November 21, 2009

spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020