john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

bad john

a "bad john" is typically someone who likes to be violent and think violence is fun, and likes to beat people up for no reason at all.

Oh no, theres a bad john whos gonna beat up all these kid at this playground, Kids, run!

by arson_investigator July 9, 2021

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

John gateley

John is an Asian bitch with W Rizz, he can often be seen eating digas will he masturbates his 39 inch dick

Help John Gateley is eating my dog

by Gisselle Cordero November 25, 2022

john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

by LICN2020 April 28, 2022