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Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.
"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."
by Willard24 November 5, 2025
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Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
Sausage footlong baconator
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by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
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prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
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Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"
by syst3mselite February 21, 2024
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Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.
Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!
by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024
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Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age
Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
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