meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better

Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle

by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018