sui-sleep

when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep

man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped

by randall craig April 9, 2021

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

by IGotType69420Diabetes September 12, 2022

Sleep

Believing something that’s not real.

My friend believes everything she sees on the internet: “Omg so n so is getting married” “You sleep nigga, that shi fake”.

by Bigbootyyooo January 9, 2025

Sleep

When you are slowly dying but god doesn’t want you to die yet so then he wakes you up.

God stop waking me up from my sleep and let me die

by Jaylin and Sommer July 20, 2018

sleep sauce

Nocturnal emission. Jizzing in your sleep

Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!

by Netlad December 15, 2017

Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023