Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Cow Daughters

Occurs when you are raped by a bull.
Or have a buddhist dentist who is a cattle rancher that has a ranch called neverland ranch and invites you over for an "appointment"
Leads to mad co disease which is a STD

Wow eggroll...i didnt know you had daughters...
I dont..they are cows
so you have cow daughters?

by Raging Requiem January 12, 2009

Cow

Alternative word for bitch

Ya fuckin' cow

by moutain_dew420 December 24, 2017

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

cow craze

The female equivalent to a circle jerk

Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!

by Nipfab April 14, 2025

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

Cow Tipping

When a dude bends over a fat chick to fuck her

"yea bro, i cow tipped this bitch so hard last night "
"went to the club last night, wound up cow tipping this bitch"

by chad_thundercock#1 December 15, 2023