Fart recall

This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.

Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.

Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.

Monk1: Is bob meditating?

Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.

Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......

by Wade Logan July 4, 2008

Girl Fart

When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.

Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Steamed Fart

A flatulent that is so hot and steamy the producer is unable to handle its wrath. Gas so severe that it smells before leaving the body. Fart fan must be flipped on immediately to help prevent from vomitting or gagging.

Cam: "Yo Stevie I had the worst steamed fart this morning, i had to open the shower curtain and throw up in the toilet"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"

by Killlllllla Cam January 29, 2010

chopra fart

A fart that is particularly smelly and long-lasting.

Did something die down here? Naw...someone just laid a chopra fart.

by peterrams November 3, 2009

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

hand fart

The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.

Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!

by http://webpages.charter.net/cvance10/ September 3, 2004

Fart Barbecue

A barrage of flatulence on someones face and to them it feels as if there face is burning on a barbecue

After several hours of eating Mexican food, bob and john decide to hold Billy down and give him a Fart Barbecue.

by Mr. One Three July 13, 2009