water rat

often mistaken for a puddle of water, water rats are aquatic mammals which can be found in the ocean, sewers and school changerooms.
They are extremely violent so if you see one, experts recommend to run away like a girl.

dude 1: theres water right behind you
dude 2: WHAT?? *runs away like a girl*
dude 1: wtf
dude 2: soz i thought u said WATER RAT

by krazy klaus September 23, 2007

water ballooning

A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.

- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.

by m.a.t.t.y. October 8, 2008

WATER HEAD

Somebody with a skinny body and a huge head.

Look at that kid over there with a big 'ol waterhead.

by Ralph Felix July 1, 2004

Water Balls

Performed by gay people. The two men get in the 69 position and insert each other balls into the others mouth, thus performing 69 but with balls.

" My balls are all wet, My boyfriend and i did that Water Balls position"

by Michael Xia June 18, 2006

maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.

I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

pluto water

laxative product ( 4 oz & U would have a big warm dump )

Flying from New York to LA I took 4 oz of pluto water..
when we landed in LA I was arested for sos shit all over the cabin,
they said my butt was in violation of Department of Homeland Security. bsd

by itichie_nocanpo September 11, 2006

Water Sausage

It is a water balloon that uses a condom instead of an actual balloon.

Y'all seen that mufucka smackin people with his water sausage?

by Cammurabhi May 23, 2018