Sex

WTF is wrong with you... who in the world would search up (SEX) in an urban dictionary.

Yo guys, I just searched up (sex) in the urban dictionary.

by Youareadirtymidedfreak May 14, 2020

sex

I thrust my body up and down but I couldn't feel anything. It had been over 10 minutes and I didn't know what to do. I moaned in pain, but I still couldn't feel anything down there. I opened the door, slowly stripped all of my clothes and sat down, twisting my big butt around and stretching out my asshole. My whole body was dripping with sweat. I heard my boyfriend say, "So, uh, are we gonna do it now?" I immediately felt something coming, but I didn't want to get caught. I had a huge load ready to burst out and I held it in. But then I got really horny and I said, "yes" I walked over to my boyfriend. "Why do you smell like baked beans?", he said. "hahahahaaa hohooo", I laughed. I spread my legs apart and grinded my stomach against him. Then I got really horny and I felt something coming.

"Uh, maybe we should have sex another time.", he said. "No. Hahahahaaa", I laughed in a deep, unsexy voice. Then I put my fat arms around him and fell over, putting all my weight on him. "This is really weird", he said holding his nose. My stomach pushed down against his dick. "Oh my god, did you get pregnant???" he said in disgust. I rubbed all of the moisture in my body on to him. Suddenly a shower of ejaculate spilled out of my vagina and a few seconds later the entire room was covered in greenish-brown shit. "EW", he shouted, "THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP" and he left. "OOOH HOHOHOHOOOO" I laughed, rolling around in my own shit.

by pooperfart November 21, 2021

Sex

The act of inserting your penis into a woman’s vagina

Lilith was looking through the keyhole of the janitors room when Kelly and Michael were having sex.

by Ultimatesuperpopsinger January 6, 2020

Sex

What the fuck are you doing here ?? Searching up sex in a dictionary?? Anyways your here for answers so sex makes poeple feel great and makes them have boners btw your probably horny rn

I fucking just had sex with this girl dawg.

by georgenotfound.... April 12, 2020

Sex

Wtf you look this up because you were bored

He sexy

by Dlck March 6, 2021

sex

wanna do it

i wanna have sex wit u

by sex-uneducated0 April 10, 2021

Sex

If you’re too young it will fuck up your life. If you’re to old you won’t have fun. If you’re just right there’s two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So don’t have sex.

“I like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.”

by SuccingMyNut December 13, 2019