SuccingMyNut's definitions
If you’re too young it will fuck up your life. If you’re to old you won’t have fun. If you’re just right there’s two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So don’t have sex.
“I like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.”
by SuccingMyNut December 13, 2019
Get the Sexmug.