Sex

How you were made

I Camden want to have sex with Kiera

by Smallppman69420 November 30, 2019

Sex

If you’re too young it will fuck up your life. If you’re to old you won’t have fun. If you’re just right there’s two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So don’t have sex.

“I like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.”

by SuccingMyNut December 13, 2019

Sex

1. Something that you looked up on urban dictionary because you don't know that pornhub exists

2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.

3. A math equation

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply

"What kind of guy are you to search up sex on urban dictionary?! BITCH, JUST GO TO PORN HUB!"

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Sex

1. Why
2. Did
3. You
4. Search
5. This

6. Up,
7. You
8. Nasty

Big ol' Jimmy: Hey Man, wanna play Minecraft?
Cleetus Joe: Sorry I was busy having sex. Yeah we can play.

by This gurl named Vsco September 25, 2019

Sex

Sex when you fuck some or something

Roger was having sex with his car

by Shittittys October 6, 2019

Sex

If u don’t know what sex is you should probably get off this site! And btw the stories are way better than porn.

And if u really want to know sex is a sexual intercourse where a male will insert his penis into a females vagina and will slide in and out and in and out until they have both reached and orgasm. Which is where the pleasure of the feeling just takes over their body and trust me it feels so gooood.

by CR’s Sexy Stories. October 11, 2019

Sex

Big boi intercourse

Bro I just had sex it was hot

by Sexxxxy boi October 15, 2019