Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.
"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the state job mug.a sexual act in which fried chicken is eaten while sticking out of a person's anus (as in, you need a bucket of chicken to perform it). Originated in Baltimore, Maryland.
by BaltimoresFinest April 28, 2007
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Get the Knob Job mug.A sexual act given through creating friction between a person's afro and a second person's penis. Similar to a blow job or a hand job.
"You see that guy's afro?"
"Yeah, it's perfect... I just wanna fuck it."
"Ew... you're into fro jobs?"
"Yeah, it's perfect... I just wanna fuck it."
"Ew... you're into fro jobs?"
by E-Rud August 12, 2009
Get the Fro Job mug.A job hoarder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. Many job hoarders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.
Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.
Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.
Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.
Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.
“Terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “Job Hoarder”
Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”
Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”
That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder
Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”
Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”
That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder
by cynicalbastard12 October 3, 2011
Get the Job Hoarder mug.1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.
2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.
2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
by P. France May 4, 2008
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Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
by odnarud December 20, 2008
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